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“I bought twenty-four boxes of conversation hearts because texting with my husband is ridiculous.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
“Five potatoes, three mushrooms, packets of soy sauce, chocolate chips… and wait for it, no recipe card.”
“Plant-based pot roast potstickers. Say that three times fast.”
“No chips, ice cream, and no glass of beer to cry in because salmon and salad is your new reality.”
“We’ll never make it to midnight. Let’s make popcorn and see if we can last until ten-thirty.”
“When they say, Go! Run like hell and head for the nearest vegan.”
“I woke up, took a walk, then tossed every plastic container I ever thought I needed.”
“Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
“Is the cat sick, or is this another one of your air fryer fails?”
