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“At this age, I don’t care about fashion trends, social crap, and having to explain myself… But where we go to lunch matters.”
“What’s National Coffee Day without a little crumb cake, or a cookie or two? Asking for a friend.”
“Sylvia launches a Cottage Cheese Podcast with over 28 lactose-loving downloads in the first week.”
“Look, I’m just doing my part to help lower your cholesterol.”
“Promoting flakes and flax as an ill-informed know-it-all, Sheila aspires to be a full-time cold cereal influencer.”
“Hold that breaking news, let me turn your attention to my loaf pan collection.”
“I’d offer you a cookie, but lately they’re too dang expensive. How about a crash course in civics?”
“If you insist on watching the news, you must get the ice cream and chips and make two double high-balls.”
“Ask your doctor if that donut is right for you.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from kale.”
