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“When you grilled the hell out of the burgers, after everyone told you medium rare.”
“All burgers are served with fries, slaw, onion rings and a pickle. There’s your vegetable-centric dish.”
“Goldfish crackers recalled during Shark Week… Talk about hazardous species.”
“My Honey Smacks cereal was recalled. Then McDonald’s recalled my salad. So dinner is totally stressing me out.”
“New American cuisine; smaller portions with fancy-schmancy garnishes costing $15 more than the diner.”
“It’s National Fried Chicken Day – Don’t tag us on Facebook.”
“A Month of Easy Suppers. Quick 20 Minute Meals. Shortcut Dinners. Easier To Dine Out Than Cook All This.”
“Early Bird specials are for old people. This is the Sprightly-Super-Late-Lunch-Combo with wine for $11.99”
