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“Wine, salad, and the whole bread basket works for me too.”
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“Get avocado toast while you can. If he closes the border, then go with the tuna-melt.”
“They’re prying the iced-coffee from our ninety degree day hands. Ready or not, pumpkin-spiced latte season is here.”
“Everybody would be poor if he’s impeached. So glad we snagged a Never Ending Pasta Pass.”
“Barnum’s Animal Crackers are now cage-free. We’ve got cage-free boarding, but our dog treats are still locked up on the counter.”
“You’re always hollering about my donuts and that wholesome cereal has weedkiller.”
“When you grilled the hell out of the burgers, after everyone told you medium rare.”
“All burgers are served with fries, slaw, onion rings and a pickle. There’s your vegetable-centric dish.”
“Goldfish crackers recalled during Shark Week… Talk about hazardous species.”
