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“Mona fires up the grill. Then reflects on bygone BBQs, baked beans, burger buns and other words starting with B.”
“Found something triple wrapped in there. What’s for dinner tonight? The thriller from the chiller.”
“When virtual Happy Hour turns into a Month of Menus Monologue.”
“Sealed cutlery, disinfected juice boxes, plus they automatically tack on 20% for the drone waiter and bot cook.”
“Got the Victory Garden all planted. If conditions are right, we should have three tomatoes by August.”
“That gallon of salsa & five pounds of tortilla chips bought in February… Who’s laughing now?”
“Google’s top trending recipe is banana bread… and I’m always on trend.”
“Whew! The meat plants are stayin’open. We’re so brisket & pork butt blessed.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
