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“No new patient forms needed. Quest Diagnostics says 12 million had their personal, financial, and medical info breached.”
“Honey, I know it’s not personal. But when Big Pharma raises lifesaving drug prices, you’re here meeting someone for coffee.”
“Men’s beards are dirtier than dog fur. There’s a treat involved if you get yourself to a groomer.”
“Your allergic sniffling & sneezing is bad enough. It’s the endless trail of wet tissues – that’s my tipping point.
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Our next opening is Tuesday @ 3:15 five months from now. Plenty of time to floss and not lie about it.”
“Phyllis & Mona order Bone-Strong Margaritas; quickly discovering that tequila & soy-milk don’t mix.”
“Our dental floss could be toxic; right up there with air fresheners, flea & tick stuff, and maraschino cherries.”
“I’m finally making time to relax and recharge.”
“NYU Medical school is waiving tuition for their students. Hope my doctor waves a $730.00 bill for 37 seconds of not listening.”
