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“We don’t need no stinking pool noodles.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
“No new patient forms needed. Quest Diagnostics says 12 million had their personal, financial, and medical info breached.”
“Honey, I know it’s not personal. But when Big Pharma raises lifesaving drug prices, you’re here meeting someone for coffee.”
“Men’s beards are dirtier than dog fur. There’s a treat involved if you get yourself to a groomer.”
“Your allergic sniffling & sneezing is bad enough. It’s the endless trail of wet tissues – that’s my tipping point.
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
“Our next opening is Tuesday @ 3:15 five months from now. Plenty of time to floss and not lie about it.”
“Phyllis & Mona order Bone-Strong Margaritas; quickly discovering that tequila & soy-milk don’t mix.”
“Our dental floss could be toxic; right up there with air fresheners, flea & tick stuff, and maraschino cherries.”
