June 9, 2020 Germ Nation “Our phones have 25,127 bacteria per square inch. They’re ten times dirtier than toilet seats. Then there’s the TV remote, followed by your cousin’s coleslaw.”
March 5, 2020 Mrs. Pickler “Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
January 15, 2020 Processed Plus “This plant based meat has more fat & salt than my fries? Larry, get the ketchup.”
December 4, 2019 My Big Fat Wallet “This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”
June 6, 2019 Slackpackers “Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
June 3, 2019 Test Results “No new patient forms needed. Quest Diagnostics says 12 million had their personal, financial, and medical info breached.”
May 13, 2019 Greedy & Grim “Honey, I know it’s not personal. But when Big Pharma raises lifesaving drug prices, you’re here meeting someone for coffee.”