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“At least walking didn’t go up in price.”
“There are rules. New members are needed. Hours, days, weekends. Yeah, Pickleball is our cult.”
“My mantra is goodbye. So, goodbye.”
“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“When oatmeal takes two minutes to make, and five minutes to add toppings.”
“TV characters are suffering heart attacks on fitness bikes. Probably too many onion rings.”
“These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what we’ll do.”
“I’m all about eating smart. But where did you hide my stupid cookies?”
“Lulumon’s buying back used leggings. Between my yoga, running, and high rise shorts — I can finally retire!”
