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“Channel your inner Bernie.”
“Athleisure wear & masks for work… Who saw that coming?”
“Masks, wipes, gloves, hand-sanitizer, lip-balm & mints. Basically aisle 5 of your neighborhood drugstore fits in my bag.”
“With the BingoPlex closed, Betty reinvents herself as a faux leather fashion influencer on YouTube & Instagram.”
“The year Fashion Week was replaced with anything in four way stretch fabric.”
“Covid Couture: If you own it, wear it.”
“I decided to wear everything I’ve never worn out.”
“The higher the pom-pom, the closer to heaven.”
“Here’s to eco-friendly $50.00 designer water bottles. We’re conspicuously sustainability-conscious, but broke.”
“Fanny packs of the 80’s are now belt bags. I prefer Boob Bundle.”
