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“I decided to wear everything I’ve never worn out.”
“The higher the pom-pom, the closer to heaven.”
“Here’s to eco-friendly $50.00 designer water bottles. We’re conspicuously sustainability-conscious, but broke.”
“Fanny packs of the 80’s are now belt bags. I prefer Boob Bundle.”
“Bold prints paired with large totes. We don’t need no stinkin’ cover-ups.”
“When I hear, ‘How many bags & shoes do you need?’ As many as my closet and 17 storage containers can handle.”
“Tie-Dye, Neon & Fanny Packs are baaack! Take that Marie Kondo.”
“The closet organizer blew my cover. That’s when he learned the hard truth about my handbag collection.”
“We work hard, we handbag hard.”
“Constant video gaming? Snoring? Never helping around the house? Nope. It’s all about subzero & shorts.”
