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“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: Three electric brooms, two upright vacuums , and one hundred lint rollers later.”
“That dog bakery better be participating in National Cookie Day, or else I’m destructively chewing something.”
“The Mega Millions jackpot is now $1.6 billion. This simply states If we win – 50/50 split.”
“Forget the fireworks. They threw out left-over hot-dogs. That really freaked me out.”
