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“Remember? Princess decides what we watch this weekend.”
“Well I’m not a registered voter. But I am registered with the AKC.”
“What’s the deal with Labradoodles, Goldendoodles & Schnoodles? They don’t shed, they trend.”
“You’ve got a point Peaches. We always dumped you at doggie daycare, then went to the beach. Fine, stay on the chair.”
“You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
“These people are driving me nuts. More walks & junk food debris are the only perks.”
“Pookie – it’s time to go out for your last poop of the year or your first poop of the decade.”
“I’m in full crisis management here — Just ran out of poop bags.”
“Your side hustle as an Instagram pet influencer is at odds with our ‘Big Eight’ accounting firm culture.”
