December 4, 2019 My Big Fat Wallet “This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”
November 15, 2019 Tournament of Champs “Live-tweeting at the witness while the world watches. I’ll take ‘Real News for a $1000, Alex’.”
November 4, 2019 Social Media Mama “Highly rated on Yelp and Google. TripAdvisor feedback is spot-on. Amazon reviewer rank is unparalleled. This has been a paid campaign ad from your mother. Call me!”
October 17, 2019 Out Of Circulation “Cake Mix Hacks. Beer Can Chicken With A Twist. Decorate & Marinate… Gonna miss you Family Circle Magazine.”
August 13, 2019 Likely Story “A convicted billionaire sex trafficker is jailed alone. Then suicide while unmonitored – followed by suspicion & conspiracy. I forgot the ending – but we read this for Book Club.”
July 6, 2019 Patio Power “See the patio umbrella, be the patio umbrella, receive the patio umbrella.”
July 3, 2019 Hotter Than The 4th “This year Nana spent all her money on insulin. Now Nana’s vacation is watching this #@$# tank parade.”
April 3, 2019 MicroMatchy “If you had a problem with matching outfits, you should have spoken up five year’s ago.”