April 11, 2020 Cluck Glut “No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
April 9, 2020 COBOL@60 “Old-school COBOL programmers needed now! Aging Coders to the unemployment claims rescue… Hello?”
March 5, 2020 Mrs. Pickler “Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
December 31, 2019 Pookie Ponders “Pookie – it’s time to go out for your last poop of the year or your first poop of the decade.”
December 4, 2019 My Big Fat Wallet “This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”
November 4, 2019 Social Media Mama “Highly rated on Yelp and Google. TripAdvisor feedback is spot-on. Amazon reviewer rank is unparalleled. This has been a paid campaign ad from your mother. Call me!”