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“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
“Old-school COBOL programmers needed now! Aging Coders to the unemployment claims rescue… Hello?”
“Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
“Pookie – it’s time to go out for your last poop of the year or your first poop of the decade.”
“This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”
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