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“That news host calls for folks to-Be Brave, Defy Stay-At-Home. Totally rad Dude! Do the second-wave!”
“You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
“Old-school COBOL programmers needed now! Aging Coders to the unemployment claims rescue… Hello?”
“Today’s scientific facts are much better than when we started. Centuries later, what’s up with the defiantly ignorant and their craft stores?”
“Listen, Pal – Easter opening. You treat us well, you get jellybeans. Complain to the media, you get egged.”
“You think you’re doing a great job? Well, we’re doing a great job of washing our hands.”
“Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
“Pookie – it’s time to go out for your last poop of the year or your first poop of the decade.”
