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“Hello – I’m a retired History of Western Civilization teacher. This is Portland not Poland.”
“Staying cool in an election year: Drink in plenty of facts, watch for tweet cramps, check on friends & family who ignore science.”
“Wearing penny loafers in the middle of a coin shortage raises ethical questions.”
“Once upon a time there was a very bad virus with no cure. We were months late with the mask thing, trust us on school re-opening.”
“Really, Florida? Now you’re urging face masks? Surge in coronavirus cases or US Gulf Sahara dust storm?”
“The slowing of COVID-19 testing is like delaying a termite inspection. Ignore at your peril, they’re still destroying your home.”
“Kudos SCOTUS for protecting gay and trans workers from discrimination. 6-3 Baby! Your dopey TV network was wrong again.”
“The Karens seem more incensed with Voting By Mail, than stamping out racism.”
“Not a word of healing or unity. Can someone hand this guy a job description?”
“Mona fires up the grill. Then reflects on bygone BBQs, baked beans, burger buns and other words starting with B.”
