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“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“Landline old is a thing.”
“The garbage was picked-up. Recycling later. Looks like a wall-to-wall week.”
“I have involuntarily arrived at the comfort shoe, giant sun hat, daily crossword stage of life.”
“Boomer to Boomer.”
“We fell because of the cold snap. Now the kids want to put us in an assisted pet store.”
“New Girl Scout cookie for aging complainers.”
“Enjoy Fortnite and your TikTok videos. We ancient grains are whooping it up for Halloween. Gary, open the Rosé!”
“Glad they cancelled Woodstock’s 50th. The New York State Thruway stays open man.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
