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“We fell because of the cold snap. Now the kids want to put us in an assisted pet store.”
“New Girl Scout cookie for aging complainers.”
“Enjoy Fortnite and your TikTok videos. We ancient grains are whooping it up for Halloween. Gary, open the Rosé!”
“Glad they cancelled Woodstock’s 50th. The New York State Thruway stays open man.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“For older women everywhere, let us just say – Nancy Pelosi, you totally got this.”
“Another year has passed… They’re hawking those Mrs. Prindable’s apples on TV again.”
“Forget the summer of me. My adult kids still think it’s about them.”
“Early Bird specials are for old people. This is the Sprightly-Super-Late-Lunch-Combo with wine for $11.99”
