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“Glad they cancelled Woodstock’s 50th. The New York State Thruway stays open man.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“For older women everywhere, let us just say – Nancy Pelosi, you totally got this.”
“Another year has passed… They’re hawking those Mrs. Prindable’s apples on TV again.”
“Forget the summer of me. My adult kids still think it’s about them.”
“Early Bird specials are for old people. This is the Sprightly-Super-Late-Lunch-Combo with wine for $11.99”
