Bye,Bye Birdie

“Early Bird specials are for old people. This is the Sprightly-Super-Late-Lunch-Combo with wine for $11.99”

Bet The Farm

“When your container tomatoes, self watering planters, organic soil, and water bill add up to a plane ticket.” 

Tech Age

“There’s no diversity or older workers in tech… And by older we mean over fifty.”

Twitter Jitters

“Another tweet storm about a company, another hit to our 401k. The tax cut gain is now a retirement loss. #Bad #Mad #Sad.”

Mom’s The Word

“Your kids don’t call enough – My kids call constantly to complain. Here’s to a drama free Mother’s Day.”