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“Let’s downsize to a place where there’s no hurricanes, no tornadoes, no fires, no floods, but has good pizza.”
“There’s fanatical sports bars to root on your team – So why not partisan political pubs?”
“As a democracy fan, I’m all about a ‘gutless editorial’.”
“The winter of discontent , silent spring and sketchy summer – have morphed into Sheila’s annoying fall.”
“My grand-kids are over-scheduled, micromanaged and tracked by parental control apps. Here’s a trust exercise: Less phone, more family dinners.”
“They’re finally flying our flag half-staff over the White House; R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me – when I vote.”
“They’re prying the iced-coffee from our ninety degree day hands. Ready or not, pumpkin-spiced latte season is here.”
“Everybody would be poor if he’s impeached. So glad we snagged a Never Ending Pasta Pass.”
“Barnum’s Animal Crackers are now cage-free. We’ve got cage-free boarding, but our dog treats are still locked up on the counter.”
“NYU Medical school is waiving tuition for their students. Hope my doctor waves a $730.00 bill for 37 seconds of not listening.”
