Unified

“Listening to FDR’s calm, measured voice to get a dose of comfort, leadership, a morale boost…  Remember those old school qualities, Ralph?” 

Rockin’ The Gray Vote

“Medicare, prescription drug prices, health insurance, social security;  Listen Betty, either these candidates get busy – or we’re off the casino bus and onto the campaign bus.” 

Folding

“Can’t keep a poker face with all the checking, betting, calling & raising;  totally over screwy politicians and batty celebrities.” 

Stamping Ground

“Rusty, you’ve had vast dealings with the U.S. Postal Service; barking, begging, leash pulling… Trying to get your read on the proposed stamp price hike.” 

Nana Knows

“Nobody’s more plugged into the 24/7 news cycle than Grandma… So, Nikki Haley’s resignation didn’t make this gurl drop her bingo card.”