Rockin’ The Gray Vote

“Medicare, prescription drug prices, health insurance, social security;  Listen Betty, either these candidates get busy – or we’re off the casino bus and onto the campaign bus.” 

Folding

“Can’t keep a poker face with all the checking, betting, calling & raising;  totally over screwy politicians and batty celebrities.” 

Stamping Ground

“Rusty, you’ve had vast dealings with the U.S. Postal Service; barking, begging, leash pulling… Trying to get your read on the proposed stamp price hike.” 

Nana Knows

“Nobody’s more plugged into the 24/7 news cycle than Grandma… So, Nikki Haley’s resignation didn’t make this gurl drop her bingo card.” 

Weathered

“A meteorologist from the National Hurricane Center? A climatologist providing urgent facts? Nope. Kanye West for White House lunch & learn.” 

Full-Court Press

“Long before bingo & bunco, this grandma was a noted lawyer and judge. I had patience, courtesy, compassion, common sense, tact, couragepunctuality, firmness,and understanding. Right, Harold?”