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“Washington sign of the times: Leaving to spend more time in reality.”
“We’ve lost everything including our phones. Upside? We can’t see his hurtful California wildfire tweets.”
“Another year has passed… They’re hawking those Mrs. Prindable’s apples on TV again.”
“117 women winning office isn’t a shock to other women. We’re ultimate multi-taskers; negotiating on conference calls, while swiftly navigating school drop-off lines.”
“Who knew we needed truffle oil? Oprah’s Favorite Things 2018 – that’s who.”
“Wine, ice-cream, and three bags of chips. Bring on those election night maps!”
“Voter alert dogs will faithfully stare until their owners vote. Then systematically chew-up all campaign direct mail.”
“Posted my ‘I Voted’ sticker on Facebook. Put our ‘We Voted!’ story on Instagram. Then tweeted an #IVotedSticker. Whelp, now we wait.”
“Guess we swapped out career politicians for endless campaigners.”
“Lifting my lamp beside the golden door of main-stream media versus angry tweets.”
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