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“Thanksgiving’s a very busy travel day. But when you’re a chicken – it’s just Thursday.”
“Give me a comfy push-down bra, and let my granny panty freak flag fly.”
“My million dollar checks were good enough to fund Super Pacs – but she got the Presidential Medal of Freedom?” Hmph! “
“The west is burning. Icy in the east. Extremely blustery north to south. That’s our level of discourse report; coming up next, the weather.”
“I’m writing a romance novel that’s more SPANX stretcher than bodice ripper.”
“Washington sign of the times: Leaving to spend more time in reality.”
“We’ve lost everything including our phones. Upside? We can’t see his hurtful California wildfire tweets.”
“Another year has passed… They’re hawking those Mrs. Prindable’s apples on TV again.”
“117 women winning office isn’t a shock to other women. We’re ultimate multi-taskers; negotiating on conference calls, while swiftly navigating school drop-off lines.”
“Who knew we needed truffle oil? Oprah’s Favorite Things 2018 – that’s who.”
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