December 3, 2018 Difficult Fruit Conversations “A lot of people are saying, “That annual Tower of Treats with the pears – isn’t working.”
December 2, 2018 Gingerbread House Hunters “Candy-canes and gumdrop trim are so 80’s. This is a complete crumble.”
November 30, 2018 Make America Fatigued “I’m not sending holiday cards. Decided to just post messages of good-will, civility, and please stop tweeting baloney.”
November 27, 2018 Snow Job “Doesn’t believe the climate change report. How about the sun rising in the east and setting in the west?”
November 26, 2018 Cyber Mondazed “Crisis, shmisis! I’m trying to add a coupon code and it’s not working.”
November 21, 2018 Fly aFowl “Thanksgiving’s a very busy travel day. But when you’re a chicken – it’s just Thursday.”
November 19, 2018 Victoria’s Not -So-Secret “Give me a comfy push-down bra, and let my granny panty freak flag fly.”
November 16, 2018 MegaDonor Shade “My million dollar checks were good enough to fund Super Pacs – but she got the Presidential Medal of Freedom?” Hmph!“
November 16, 2018 F for Forecast “The west is burning. Icy in the east. Extremely blustery north to south. That’s our level of discourse report; coming up next, the weather.”
November 15, 2018 TBR Pile “I’m writing a romance novel that’s more SPANX stretcher than bodice ripper.”
