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“Stock market is tanking, looming government shut-down. All isn’t calm – all isn’t too bright either.”
“Irked by the daily load of chaotic drama & distraction, Aunt Helen dons her own Nancy Pelosi statement coat.”
“It wouldn’t kill you to use a Swiffer on my shelf.”
“Shutting down the government for border security? Guess it’s his way or the deteriorating highway.”
“Get me a shot of Fireball, those Year on Facebook videos are back.
“When your cubemate also declines the chief of staff job.”
“Claims Department, can I help? Sorry, False Statement headquarters is in Washington. Hope someone can help us all.”
“Remember when folks got a watch after years of service? This administration exits them in weeks & months. Wonder if they get an egg timer?”
“A National Day of Mourning & remembrance… of the qualities that should matter for the next U.S. presidential election.”
“That dog bakery better be participating in National Cookie Day, or else I’m destructively chewing something.”
