December 10, 2018 Fact Checkered “Claims Department, can I help? Sorry, False Statement headquarters is in Washington. Hope someone can help us all.”
December 7, 2018 Tick – Tocking “Remember when folks got a watch after years of service? This administration exits them in weeks & months. Wonder if they get an egg timer?”
December 5, 2018 Leader vs. Tweeter “A National Day of Mourning & remembrance… of the qualities that should matter for the next U.S. presidential election.”
December 4, 2018 Snappy “That dog bakery better be participating in National Cookie Day, or else I’m destructively chewing something.”
December 3, 2018 Difficult Fruit Conversations “A lot of people are saying, “That annual Tower of Treats with the pears – isn’t working.”
December 2, 2018 Gingerbread House Hunters “Candy-canes and gumdrop trim are so 80’s. This is a complete crumble.”
November 30, 2018 Make America Fatigued “I’m not sending holiday cards. Decided to just post messages of good-will, civility, and please stop tweeting baloney.”
November 27, 2018 Snow Job “Doesn’t believe the climate change report. How about the sun rising in the east and setting in the west?”
November 26, 2018 Cyber Mondazed “Crisis, shmisis! I’m trying to add a coupon code and it’s not working.”
