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“From Mr. Quackenbush’s seventh grade Social Studies class: ‘It’s always good to have an understanding of how government works – before shutting it down. Questions?”
“This nasty headache, daily nausea & erratic blood pressure may last months, years or whenever the hell he decides to reopen our government.”
“For older women everywhere, let us just say – Nancy Pelosi, you totally got this.”
“He wants a good old fashioned wall. Like the one from 1644 protecting the empire from raiding invaders.”
“GoFundMe raises millions for that border wall. Next up, a national bake-sale to fix the infrastructure.”
“Stock market is tanking, looming government shut-down. All isn’t calm – all isn’t too bright either.”
“Irked by the daily load of chaotic drama & distraction, Aunt Helen dons her own Nancy Pelosi statement coat.”
“It wouldn’t kill you to use a Swiffer on my shelf.”
“Shutting down the government for border security? Guess it’s his way or the deteriorating highway.”
“Get me a shot of Fireball, those Year on Facebook videos are back.
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