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“Totally over your #ShutdownShenanigans -This GOP grandma just registered as a Democrat. Tweet.Tweet.Tweet.”
“It’s a chronic mess with no spark of joy. Time for Marie Kondo to declutter Washington.”
“Our dental floss could be toxic; right up there with air fresheners, flea & tick stuff, and maraschino cherries.”
“No FDA food safety inspections. Nothing like a wall of bacteria.”
“When voters and Congress have already told you NO – But you’re still barking Border Wall to a Border Collie.”
“From Mr. Quackenbush’s seventh grade Social Studies class: ‘It’s always good to have an understanding of how government works – before shutting it down. Questions?”
“This nasty headache, daily nausea & erratic blood pressure may last months, years or whenever the hell he decides to reopen our government.”
“For older women everywhere, let us just say – Nancy Pelosi, you totally got this.”
“He wants a good old fashioned wall. Like the one from 1644 protecting the empire from raiding invaders.”
“GoFundMe raises millions for that border wall. Next up, a national bake-sale to fix the infrastructure.”
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