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“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
“No pay, no services, flights halted… The party of NO tweets on.”
“These hospital price lists are big spreadsheets filled with confusing codes, jumbled jargon, and creating major headaches. Which by the way, are listed at $32,457.99”
“Constant video gaming? Snoring? Never helping around the house? Nope. It’s all about subzero & shorts.”
“Hey Baby, what’s your down fill power rating?”
“Totally over your #ShutdownShenanigans -This GOP grandma just registered as a Democrat. Tweet.Tweet.Tweet.”
“It’s a chronic mess with no spark of joy. Time for Marie Kondo to declutter Washington.”
“Our dental floss could be toxic; right up there with air fresheners, flea & tick stuff, and maraschino cherries.”
“No FDA food safety inspections. Nothing like a wall of bacteria.”
“When voters and Congress have already told you NO – But you’re still barking Border Wall to a Border Collie.”
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