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“Executive Time is; TV time, Tweet time, Hyperbole time.”
“Groundhog predicts six more weeks of tweets, casting a long shadow.”
“Polar Vortex Tiny Home, sled dogs and pool table included.”
“Another day, another billionaire ego trip. I’d vote Ovaltine over that Starbuck’s guy for president.”
“A woman’s job is never done. 56 years after the Equal Pay Act, we’re still in need of the Paycheck Fairness Act.”
“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
“No pay, no services, flights halted… The party of NO tweets on.”
“These hospital price lists are big spreadsheets filled with confusing codes, jumbled jargon, and creating major headaches. Which by the way, are listed at $32,457.99”
“Constant video gaming? Snoring? Never helping around the house? Nope. It’s all about subzero & shorts.”
“Hey Baby, what’s your down fill power rating?”
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