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“Rusty, as a top social media influencer – getting into driving school was all you.”
“You detest the Hollywood elite; but how many undeserving, well heeled dimwits have we helped get into prestigious universities?”
“We’re proud you’ve been accepted to truck driving school. Hope there’s no elite academic cheaters to worry about.”
“Same kibble, different day.”
“When you lose an hour of sleep just from changing all the clocks in your life; microwave, thermostat, oven, car, watches, and one actual clock.”
“It’s International Women’s Day, where’s the big sales?”
“Our next opening is Tuesday @ 3:15 five months from now. Plenty of time to floss and not lie about it.”
“The House Judiciary wants the walking papers, I mean documents.”
“Well, whaddya know? Another fiddle-leaf fig tree.”
“WikiLeaks email dump & suppressed SAT scores in the same testimony… Holy personal checks & balances, Batman!
