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“Another year, another Equal Pay Day plea. Maybe more men need to go part-time and stay home with the kiddos.”
“Get avocado toast while you can. If he closes the border, then go with the tuna-melt.”
“Stop checking your phone. Get the hell out of your comfort zone. Enough with the safe spaces crap. Start coping instead of whining.”
“Without Obamacare? Our health insurance becomes vitamins and vodka.”
“Once upon a time before these damn ticks took over the yard.”
“Green New Deal isn’t your groove? But supercharged hurricanes, extreme tornadoes, increased droughts, fires, flooding -isn’t radical, it’s real.”
“Cottage cheese isn’t colluding with Greek yogurt. Cottage cheese never obstructed dairy judgement. The media has distracted us from year’s of cottage cheese…”
“Between the devastating tariffs and flooding; Losing our farm is real. Climate change is real. No more voting for fakers.”
“Millennial’s are Generation Stress? Buck up Buttercups ’cause forty, fifty and sixty’s gonna be pretty dope to cope.”
“Those experts sucking down salted caramel everything are back to dissing eggs. I’m crossing that road, Henny.”
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