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“Your allergic sniffling & sneezing is bad enough. It’s the endless trail of wet tissues – that’s my tipping point.
“Summer is Coming; Easy on those limited- edition ‘Game of Thrones’ Oreos.”
“We work hard, we handbag hard.”
“Pendant lights draw the eye up. This way nobody notices my icky carpet.”
“If you had a problem with matching outfits, you should have spoken up five year’s ago.”
“Another year, another Equal Pay Day plea. Maybe more men need to go part-time and stay home with the kiddos.”
“Get avocado toast while you can. If he closes the border, then go with the tuna-melt.”
“Stop checking your phone. Get the hell out of your comfort zone. Enough with the safe spaces crap. Start coping instead of whining.”
“Without Obamacare? Our health insurance becomes vitamins and vodka.”
“Once upon a time before these damn ticks took over the yard.”
