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“Executive Privilege? Guess the Checks & Balances Rest Stop is closed.”
“No plants. No spa day. You know what we really want? A day off from them.”
“NY – The first U.S. state to ban cat declawing? With nail salons on every corner, it’s about damn time.”
“A good pack leader, responsible, kind, respectful, no continuous barking. Plus, own that poop and pick it up… That’s my perfect candidate.”
“Glad they cancelled Woodstock’s 50th. The New York State Thruway stays open man.”
“Ugly cabinets. Zero storage. No counter space. Funky floors. My universe.”
“Tie-Dye, Neon & Fanny Packs are baaack! Take that Marie Kondo.”
“It’s from the boss,’Printer is jammed. Deleted my presentation. Phones are going crazy. Are you near the office? ‘ Seriously? This is too funny!’
“Time for all cleaning & clutter articles to transfer over to the men’s magazines… And take that tasty weeknight recipes fold-out too.”
“The closet organizer blew my cover. That’s when he learned the hard truth about my handbag collection.”
