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“Weed killer is still in our cereal. The good news? Mushroom, onion, pepper pizza = Healthy Breakfast.”
“Of course I’m shopping this sale at work – what other time do I have?”
“Let’s sell the condo, buy tickets from NASA, and visit the Space Station… Or we could just stay home and binge watch.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
“Symptoms include; strong addiction to local garden center, more annuals & perennials cravings and zero space to plant them.”
“No new patient forms needed. Quest Diagnostics says 12 million had their personal, financial, and medical info breached.”
“I just put a deposit on a high-tech aquarium & filtration system. I’m retiring from ocean trash & toxins.”
“Don’t talk about politics or religion. Stick with your zucchini garden and colonizing Mars.”
“Removed all climate science facts. Rolled back environmental rules. Extra carbon dioxide for all. Happy Severe Weather Day to you too!”
“Swapping the walk-out patio for a walk-in storm shelter.
