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“No new patient forms needed. Quest Diagnostics says 12 million had their personal, financial, and medical info breached.”
“I just put a deposit on a high-tech aquarium & filtration system. I’m retiring from ocean trash & toxins.”
“Don’t talk about politics or religion. Stick with your zucchini garden and colonizing Mars.”
“Removed all climate science facts. Rolled back environmental rules. Extra carbon dioxide for all. Happy Severe Weather Day to you too!”
“Swapping the walk-out patio for a walk-in storm shelter.
“There’s a traffic jam on Mount Everest – So, that’s out.”
“Our menu is farm-to-table- to-floor. Feel free to chase the truck.”
“I have to focus on the next eight hours of work stress, anxiety, and feeling chronically distracted by your endless interruptions.”
“Time for a girl’s trip where we rough it; unplugged, outdoorsy, with a battery operated chandelier in our tent.”
“Grumpy cat passed away. But your cheery, happy, easygoing dog needs to go out now.”
