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“Actually, it’s like a real Twilight Zone episode. Wrong is right, and right has a 24/7 TV network.”
“Sitting here aggravating, while our democracy is marinating.”
“These are eco-friendly bamboo straws. Think Gilligan’s Island meets CNN.”
“Stay indoors with air-conditioning,and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! Sounds like the wine bar is safer than the beach.
“Oh, I thought it said: EXCESSIVE TWEET WARNING.”
“Blocks 9/11 victim’s fund, but totally OK with corporate tax cuts? Think he’s confusing massive debt with indebtedness to first responders who served our country.”
“With gators spotted in Chicago, Connecticut, and on meth in Tennessee… Wally gets some steps in the Bronx.”
“Shop, shop, shop… When are you going to clean, cook, and fold laundry?”
“Lightly oaked Chardonnay, Pinot Noir & Grigio – Totally pairs well with potato chips. Google it.”
“Fanny packs of the 80’s are now belt bags. I prefer Boob Bundle.”
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