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“Fed’s cut rates = Bear Market on Wall Street. Fed’s cut wildlife protections? Bear & Endangered Species Market in nature.”
“Well Francine, looks like your cousin’s dissed the NRA, Big Pharma, and the banks. Not praying for them anymore.”
“We don’t need no stinking pool noodles.”
“This B&B has a four star safety rating; Security sweep every hour, cute Kevlar cover-ups, and this complimentary cooler is monitored.”
“It’s more a mental health thing, than a gun thing. So when leaving the safety of your home, just watch out for loonies.”
“Once Upon a Time… Alan bought into a seafood franchise without reading the fine print.”
“A yearly/weekly/daily monthly/planner helps organize stressful lives – with colorful sticky notes & pointless task lists.”
“Forget this Libs versus Moderates Summer Slam. Who here can win the Smackdown Main Event with The Tweeter?”
“All these 2020 Democratic candidate choices. First we pick one from column A, then one from column B. Afterwards, they need to toss the leftovers.”
“Here’s to eco-friendly $50.00 designer water bottles. We’re conspicuously sustainability-conscious, but broke.”
