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“Dangerous winds, life threatening storm surge, flood hazards. Nothing like beer filled gawkers and snacks on surfboards.”
“Gloria grilled fake meat for her BBQ – then wondered if her phony guests truly liked them.”
“Trust & control are relationship red flags. Never ask us how many handbags we need – when we’ve worked for them.”
“Rusty, it’s schlocky movie night. Fox News, CNN, and that 24/7 shopping channel just leads to growling, howling, and begging.”
“Zero federal infrastructure fixes, zero health care plans, zero gun control, zero environmental efforts. The zeros are really adding up.”
“The economic experts all see recession warning signs – except Larry. Hello, Larry! Put your bond market glasses on.”
“This call is an official final notice. We have filed a lawsuit. Call now for immediate payment with a dry kibble wire transfer.”
“Fifty years ago we were at Woodstock. Now we’re at the diner, ‘Power to the pea soup!’
“Give me your tired & poor is so basic. Give me your peppy & wealthy is more Fox news.”
“A convicted billionaire sex trafficker is jailed alone. Then suicide while unmonitored – followed by suspicion & conspiracy. I forgot the ending – but we read this for Book Club.”
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