Special Value

“Five flameless candles with remotes, four fleece throws, and three honey hams later… Sheila swaps out the 24/7 news cycle for the 24/7 Shopping Channel.”

Cat Complaint Dept.

“Hate this litter. Hate that litter box. Hate overly aggressive petting. Hate other cats. Hate being lonely. Hate loud noises. Hate this food. Hate that medicine… What else?”

Believe Me

“Stop stressing and go to sleep. There’ll be plenty more political shenanigans and astounding gall tomorrow.” 

Pet Project

“Your side hustle as an Instagram pet influencer is at odds with our ‘Big Eight’ accounting firm culture.”