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“Ms. Davenport, we’re here to listen and address all your critical pandemic questions. And yes, hazmat is a valid Scrabble word.”
“Not J.Lo’s bikini challenge. Just me trying on clearance bras.”
“Employers avoid hiring folks over 50, and Washington loves politicians over 70. Go figure!”
“When wine prices drop in an election year- we’re gonna need a nation of designated voters.”
“Boomer to Boomer.”
“Some states are red, some states are blue, once I have your vote, good-luck to you.”
