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“Bunch-O-Bad-Bouquet.”
“We now have to work from home. The kid’s college cancelled classes. They’re closing buffets in Las Vegas. Thankfully Mercury is out of retrograde.”
“After changing all the clocks and replacing all the alarm batteries… I actually lost two hours of sleep.”
“I switched it from the Mermaid theme to a Make-Your-Own-Hand-Sanitizer party.”
“Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
“Another Fed rate cut. Trained economists or Magic Eight Ball? Reply hazy, try again.”
“Nothing special. Just socially distancing myself from the general population. You?”
