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“Best way to celebrate Earth Day? Blast off to smarter planets.”
“Clean,wash,scrub,mop,scour,disinfect. Welcome to, All My Surfaces.”
“Surf’s Up Stay-At-Home Suckers!”
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“You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”