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“You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“Paranormal Caught At Home: Channeling office furniture from your past work life.”
“No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
“Old-school COBOL programmers needed now! Aging Coders to the unemployment claims rescue… Hello?”
“Same dream about not studying for the exam.Then Oprah gave the entire audience ventilators.”
“Happy World Health Day to you too.”
