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“Surf’s Up Stay-At-Home Suckers!”
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“You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“Paranormal Caught At Home: Channeling office furniture from your past work life.”
“No March Madness=Glut of Chicken Wings. Lock the barn door & get the hell outta here!”
