April 27, 2020 Jigsawed “After you flipped all the pieces upward, found the edges & sorted by color… Your family helped by sliding the rest of the 573 pieces back in the box.”
April 24, 2020 DisinfectNo “Don’t Try These @ Home: Maraschino-Cherry-germicide. Vapo-Rub-Jello-Shots. Poison-Ivy Yoga. Bleach Straws.”
April 16, 2020 Pet Therapy “You’re doing it again.You’re barking very loudly. I know you’re stressed – but chewing up every toy is punishing me.”
