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“That gallon of salsa & five pounds of tortilla chips bought in February… Who’s laughing now?”
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“Google’s top trending recipe is banana bread… and I’m always on trend.”
“Whew! The meat plants are stayin’open. We’re so brisket & pork butt blessed.”
“After you flipped all the pieces upward, found the edges & sorted by color… Your family helped by sliding the rest of the 573 pieces back in the box.”
“Don’t Try These @ Home: Maraschino-Cherry-germicide. Vapo-Rub-Jello-Shots. Poison-Ivy Yoga. Bleach Straws.”
“Best way to celebrate Earth Day? Blast off to smarter planets.”
“Clean,wash,scrub,mop,scour,disinfect. Welcome to, All My Surfaces.”
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