Germ Nation

“Our phones have 25,127 bacteria per square inch. They’re ten times dirtier than toilet seats. Then there’s the TV remote, followed by your cousin’s coleslaw.”

We Honor You

“Honoring all our Crisis Workers … Special shout-out to the Highlights for Children artists who draw hidden symbols so effortlessly.” 

Grill & Thrill

“Mona fires up the grill. Then reflects on bygone BBQs, baked beans, burger buns and other words starting with B.” 

Dog Holiday

“You’ve got a point Peaches. We always dumped you at doggie daycare, then went to the beach. Fine, stay on the chair.”