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“Well, the old clock on the wall says it’s time to log the hell off.”
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“Masks reduce spread… and the need for lipstick, concealer, and unsightly facial hair removal.”
“The Hamptons? Call Bravo, I’m serving Real Housewife of Hackensack realness.”
“Other than daily twisted messaging, stress & turmoil… Everything’s dandy.
“Wearing penny loafers in the middle of a coin shortage raises ethical questions.”
“It’s OK to remove for drinking. But if a zucchini-flax-smoothie keeps your mask on, fine.”
“Not Toll House. I made stuck in the F &#%’ing House Cookies.”
