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“Nobody wants a bigger turkey this year? Gosh Karen, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Oneonta, NY? 2020’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree should be a giant cactus from Tucson.”
New ‘Jeopardy!’ host? I’m still not over Art Fleming.”
“Doreen abandons online-conversational Spanish to become a tenacious tapper.”
“The turkey wasn’t quite done when the wine started talking. Ten minutes later the green bean casserole lost it.”
“Get your 2020 template on.”
“Oh nothing, just out for a power meltdown.”
