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“No point since we’re all masked. So make my Holiday Beauty Box, Mallomars.”
“I miss the old thrill and danger of shopping from work.”
“A jug of wine, a box of Stove Top Stuffing, and thou.”
“Nobody wants a bigger turkey this year? Gosh Karen, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Oneonta, NY? 2020’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree should be a giant cactus from Tucson.”
New ‘Jeopardy!’ host? I’m still not over Art Fleming.”
