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“May your days be filled with magic & cheer. May it be merry & bright. May you never buy us matching frickin’ PJs.”
“I snagged this season’s do-it-all pan. It replaces 8 kitchen tools, three take-out-places, and one disappointing friend.”
“No point since we’re all masked. So make my Holiday Beauty Box, Mallomars.”
“I miss the old thrill and danger of shopping from work.”
“A jug of wine, a box of Stove Top Stuffing, and thou.”
“Nobody wants a bigger turkey this year? Gosh Karen, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”
“Oneonta, NY? 2020’s Rockefeller Center Christmas tree should be a giant cactus from Tucson.”
