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“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep. My week is wall to wall.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“Avocado crisis? Well, that just took the Happy out of this Hour.”
“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
“Disneyland? We’re going to the lipstick counter!”
“Wine Wednesday is a thing. I’ll go first; how about those meat prices?”
“Define psychopathic traits because all cats are a little crazy.”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”