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“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
“Disneyland? We’re going to the lipstick counter!”
“Wine Wednesday is a thing. I’ll go first; how about those meat prices?”
“Define psychopathic traits because all cats are a little crazy.”
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“There’s no turning back now. We don’t have any healthy Super Bowl snacks.”
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Puppy Bowl contender.”
“My favorite no-recipe recipe? Take-out.”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“When oatmeal takes two minutes to make, and five minutes to add toppings.”
