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“I keep buying cordless vacuums that don’t work. There, I’ve said it.”
“When you said you wanted to watch March Madness, I didn’t think you meant the nightly news.”
“They’re oversized frames to fit my personality. What’s your motivation?”
“Three litter boxes, wall-to-wall carpeting, and good faucets are must-haves.”
“My current state of being is comfoozled. Look it up.”
“Believe me; you can live a full life without making a sheet-pan dinner.”
“May the luck of the Irish Wolfhound be with you.”
“Ordered back to the office full-time. Who knew my boss, Phyllis, was in cahoots with Big Oil.”
“Eleven clocks, four smoke alarm batteries, and one less hour of sleep… Spring Forward yourself.
“Reply hazy, try again. Cannot predict now. Thanks for the continued indecision, Magic 8 Ball.”
