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“After the Easter Bunny turned fifty, there was no more hippity hoppity down the trail.”
“I embrace this busy epidemic. Because If I’m too busy, I don’t have to do stuff.”
“Classic meatloaf, turkey meatloaf, meatless meatloaf, and make-your-own-darn-meatloaf.”
“I swiffed all the wine glasses. Spring cleaning is officially over.”
“I don’t think he has rabies, but he does want to trade an acorn for my water bottle.”
“Expresso martinis are everything. Caffeine, alcohol, and more foam than that guy’s beer.”
“OK, Milo- enough with the surprises.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“A penguin in a two-piece swimsuit in Antarctica. Hmmm, am I getting warmer?”
“Red Vines, wine, and potato chips… Time to celebrate Galentine’s and Valentine’s Day.”
