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“Milo is coming between us. The question is, whose going?”
“I’m a very caring person. I always nudge you in Words with Friends.”
“Nobody knew about Mona’s three grown children. But they were well aware of the three hundred dog posts.”
“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“Like garbage bags in the can, so are the days of our lives.”
“This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”
“I got Basmati, Jasmine, Arborio, Brown, and Wild… so don’t tell me I’m always making the same old rice.”
“Another day, another store-bought rotisserie chicken masterpiece.”
“I bought twenty-four boxes of conversation hearts because texting with my husband is ridiculous.”
“Thank goodness for the Super Bowl. I needed a day off from healthy snacks.”
