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“Love you, but we already have enough mugs with a special message.”
“Remember when having a toaster oven in a dorm room violated campus policy? Just sayin'”
“It wasn’t the barking. It was Milo’s maniacal need to always be right.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Believe me, you can live a full life without air-frying everything.”
“Forced socialization, fake collaboration, backstabbing… It’s back to the workplace.”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“I’ve created an indoor garden of peace and tranquility. So, shut up and stop aggravating me.”
“If you don’t have proper eye protection for the path of totality, you might as well go change the snow tires.”
“Earthquake in the northeast and the upcoming eclipse? Let’s skip lunch and grab ice cream and cocktails.”
