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“Hey Tina, your no-show socks are showing.”
“Mocktails are expensive because they have complex flavors, decorative ice cubes, and cucumber ribbon garnishes. So worth it.”
“Listen, Sheila, Rusty, and I tolerate the toothbrushing, but you wanna floss? Start with yourself.”
“The hottest day on earth just happened. So I made some iced tea.”
“Pickleball noise complaints are up. Stop yelling, “Out!”
“We have hot dogs, chips, and beer. Not because it’s traditional, because we’re sick of salad.”
“The virtual reality series, Hydrants of the World – took their mind off the fireworks.”
“Four kinds of salads, three kinds of burgers, and two of us. Good job forgetting to put the time on our invite.”
“For crying out loud, eat the donut. Our PCP appointments aren’t until a year from now.”
“Whelp, I don’t give a flying flip if we’re saggin’, draggin’, or jigglin’… Who’s with me?”
