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“Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
“Excuse me, did you just say something about my ice-coffee ice cubes being too noisy?”
“I know, I know, I know… No Kegels while running.”
“It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
“OK, who said we can’t wear white after Labor Day? We’re kickin’ tush and taking names.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“You may be a crazy cat-lady, but we’re not crazy people-cats.”
“Just because we play daily doesn’t mean we have pickleball syndrome. Just the days we play twice.”
“Listen, Francine, I’ll see it with you, but I’m not going as Ken.”
“Good pollinators can stay. Everyone else? I’m coming for your stingin’, bitin’ butts.”
